KFC

Remy goes to KFC after throwing his sister's Violin into a nearby lake, perhaps to unwind a little.

Behind The Scenes
Despite common belief, KFC in The Remiverse is not endorsed by our beloved hero Colonel Sanders, but a drug lord by the name of 'Colonel Crunch'. The Top 10 Secret Salads recipe was leaked onto the internet when his dog Justin leapt up onto his computer whilst he was masturbating and sent an email containing the secret recipe to the Co-Minister of John Lewis.

The Top 10 Secret Salads go as followed:
 * 1. Water Cress: To wet the tongue a little.
 * 2. Celery: To add a little crunch to your brunch.
 * 3. Cabbage: To add a bit of that 'Muma's home cooking' feel to your meal.
 * 4. Butterscotch.
 * 5. Spinach: KFC is a place for men.
 * 6. Terracotta: To give that burger some class it doesn't deserve.
 * 7. More Cress: We like our dinner dripping.
 * 8. Parmesan: Because one cheese is never enough.